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Mikaela Testa 💍.
Olivia Casta
The phone rings in the middle of the night
My father says, "My boy, what do you want from your life?"
Father dear, you are the fortunate one
Girls just wanna have fun
Yeah, girls just wanna have fun
In Hilton's universe, eleven represents endings. While I'm no more a trick, it's unlikely I can stay away from masturbation.
I fap a lot that Mariam Rod asks to see it twice a week, which is hard, from being the only number of times my dad will agree to. So at times she gets stodgily made videos, or just pictures.
It's been impossible to get me to stop, so she's making do with seeing what I'm up to, collecting my releases, which is so as a wife should. Perfect!
Bright Emily
When the year started, I made something good: it was to keep a list of the ladies that help me get there. I promise you, it's hard to tell if you ever have, especially if she's not as familiar. So with Bright Emily ending 2023 on the 31st of December, I started my list, with the very first entry coming from January 1st, three hours into the new year. And the last easement is of the 26th of March. Now, I present to you twenty-six poems.
Claudia Tihan
Claudia knocked me out three times during the time, but she isn't on this list, while it's important she's mentioned. It shows how much I get off unwittingly.
It's particular because when the list started on X, which after a while got to be appropriated to celebrate Princess Leonor's eighteenth birthday, achieving adulthood, having met her at seventeen with gully drooly feelings. Some faps were lost in between number eighteen and deciding to record the number nineteen. I had my hit, point proven! Continuing with the record was to catching myself after Claudia, Sommer Ray and faces I now can't remember skidded off to a not so unsettling list. It was to let the fad, now tradition continue, to tease out more meaning of the act away from public scrutiny. So maybe I am by a longer list now.
If here for an accurate stat figure, this is behind a couple, maybe six or seven pants down for the time chosen.
For top of the list on who I'd love to get physical with. Well, I'd love to fondle Sommer Ray all life long, and be another reason she giggles. I'll waste no time getting with Madison Beer. It'd be stirred in romance too. And natch, Taylor Swift has been a do-or-die obligation.
Sommer Ray
Madison Beer
Taylor Swift
A number of the poetry in this collection were written for Paris Hilton on a countdown to her 43rd birthday.
Inspired by Paris Hilton's softness.
Love you, big sis 💖.
It’s in transit I first saw her soot
several times with the spoke screwed
cycling over humps, noticing new brooks
only by the village bicycle in cruise.
Racquel Natasha
I have a taste
... does she ... I’ll train
... in her carapace
I’ll lift my weight
and to a helping wreckage ...
that’s our stage.
Chantel Jeffries
With brownout troth
her hotness engulfed
with the hasp of her orb
hoodoo poochie-fication
and in that moment it was
magic meeting the eye lost
mum won't see, dad's dross
while I'll work any fire station.
Kendall Jenner
In attendance
but in its wallop's froth
three terms
ridding off the one rote.
Mariam Rod
My eye plugs are fixed
the dark was draining
it's a kosher morning
emotions now clean.
Noelia Ramirez
Let's go for the shindig
together we can ming
icky, I like to sing
wingy, it's DJ Paris
as Hiltons, we'll bring
the ding ding's bling
down your seventeen.
Taylor Swift
Everyone said I was boring
so my mood took for coshing
where my hopes felt crunchy
how 'd I let my amulet ditch me
asking none, with my gist of no grip
silence gave me its beeline greetings
with no bard defending our meeting
I sat on my dreams waiting for Paris.
Eliza Rose
Words aren't cut short
but in an obstruse blurt
so give me false thoughts
and I'll sell one of our bonds
it could be a lie absenting dot
its sentence at its evening worth
only play it a toccata to no adjourn.
Mikaela Testa
In the long skittish essay spool
regaling moi with your truths
wandering, I found a spoon
eating the lichen spruce.
Mikaela Testa
The weekend is coming
and so is the hunting
hunting — nothing
so I'm helping
let's all kill
the week
its flick.
Baby Goth
Averagely it's sandwich
so only touch the hand which
you know that's with continuous beef
Gwendolyn Celine and Samantra
💯
I saw a pert and said hey
with no answering say
I was sod dismayed
so I turned away
eyes hay faced.
Corinna Kopf
There isn't much I have
it's tumbleweed distance
till thinking crumbs, departs
whistling in its huddling match
far away now, I hope it's attached.
Mikaela Testa
Gullible as ineffable
with my rust calming toss
a giant as an awarded constable
and nothing gives for cantors
but with the students in brood
ornate by their young clocks
a morning assembly of seven.
Corinna Kopf
I'm terrible
like a thimble
thumb humbled
with only a huddle
addled if construed.
Kylie Jenner
Someone asked me if I'd a band
they meant if I'd hand a hand
I laughed watching them bat
ready to upend their plan
it's when I saw the dark
and knew Mars isn't sad.
Mariam Rod
I was seeing
my ears listening
my thoughts heeding
close basal feeding
preacher by his wheel
with this TV in hiding
the picture's periphery
till my mind's powering
eye holding nothing
with only a left sheen
of a cut-in reverie
where it's a screen
earning memories
of my natural nanny
but why her province
her place was happy
it's what I'm guessing
no one's really free
as he sings, he decrees
a wall neighbouring
a reminder reflecting.
Mikaela Testa
I just wonder
it isn't a blunder
climbing wisteria
huddling hunger
spattering waters
on a flat earth woman
singing of a cravat
swinging with stamps
the doors she tramps
I auscult her cramps
pooched to the entrance
and exits if firm hand
do I baddie gad
do eyes badly guard
I for one mean hatch.
Mikayla Demaiter
There's a mood famine
and it isn't what's happening
it's the canvas that's pedantic
but it hasn't settled for grim
instead, it's oddly welcoming
and we've set off for its streams
and I too have come in peace
just like the others on arriving
in gait, step to step, I'm whittling
excusing its so long promises
singing to its attention's view
another new meaning.
Kylie Jenner
With an adjustable foot
an early heavy birth clot
I entrenched young roots
she had a boy
it was the new truth
she gave support
his emotional food
growing my strut
and my legs grew
other parts too
for her active spoon
soon I could talk
my thoughts could rule
she'd made an adult.
Cindy Kimberly
I'm fain again
for her sentence swathes
taking up my blame
bagging the chicane
it's no one else's name
a sprog to her reign.
YesJulz
I just noticed
this once I'm not police
why it's cataclysmic
it's pure haram ritz
what I feel.
Carmella Rose
I have a glaze
so it's a waste pace
not around these days
only I may
wearing that face
and how can I play
impatient or impaled
a song selling details
pelting the certain
parsimonious arraign
I'm weak leaking ache
the drip is a sermon date
and I bet it's arcane
where is my mind's aid
I've got only the stake
so I'll suffer the same
where it ends again
and I'll have a shake
no ingredients that wake
but I'll be home tamed
no glaze or grace
tired with no clay
I'll check and behave
right there, I'll manage
just how it's straight
the crooks could wait
I'd have change
finally a fate
an unending silent paint
your palette rate
everything so late
zero on disdain.
Emily Ratajkowski
Darkness has a new myth
past its previous width
it's a lot it encompasses
like the hours it keeps
it got breakfast licensing
and by supper it's launching
so it's left me reasoning
of the days in the garden
the first evening and morning
when nothing ever slipped
and there cases were new.
Sydney Sweeney
Lifting my thoughts beyond the pale
my antagonistic retirement champ pain
if it's all for nothing, it's to find no spade.
Taylor Swift
If I take this route
it won't be my boots
it will be the left good
the least hurrying mood
signing off the truce nude
its closing nudge in abstruse
at the parenthesis it'd brooked.
Princess Maria Chiara de Bourbon des Deux Siciles
Thank you to Paris Hilton for being a great big sister, and a well-meaning boss. You continue to inspire me with your ironclad grip of your brand. For showing me what pride looks like, for helping me navigate this far. To your softness, I'm an adherent and I wish to write you more poetry in the future.
I have so much love for Dan Brown, Margaret Artwood and Stephen King, I do this because you continue to inspire. Thank you.
I've got big love for David Alan Nicholls, thank you for providing me with a helping hand.